Tried to yell “Sixteen, Maybe Less” at Sam Beam, but some douche yelled “Woman King” and beat me to the punch.
Of course I end up spending my evening at a church. Duh.
Shuttle service run by Godot & Co.
No one ever told me about the moving walk rave at the center of the Detroit airport! Nothing says professionalism like multicolored strobe lights synced up with generic uplifting trance music my fucking eyes.
“Guns Hidden In Detergent: In an attempt to avoid declaring his firearms, a passenger at Houston (IAH) wrapped two guns in newspaper and placed them in a box of detergent powder in his checked baggage. It’s permissible to travel with firearms in your checked baggage as long as you follow the proper guidelines. Placing firearms in a box of powdered detergent is not one of the guidelines. “